Posted in December 2011

Gifts for Non-Cooks

Go Mark Bittman!

http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/12/20/gifts-for-non-cooks/?ref=opinion

“Cooking gives you control over what you put into your body and it’s cheaper than eating out or taking in. Food you make yourself tastes better, and it’s better for the environment, for your body, for your family. It’s just plain better.”

From the article:

“Big Gifts. These are free, or not, but require a real time commitment.

  • A cooking lesson — from you: A truly generous gift. Cooking with someone who spends little or no time in the kitchen is fun and, as teachers know, a learning experience for you, too. (It’s also nice to feel like an expert.) Can you teach someone to cook two dishes you know they like? How wonderful!
  • A shopping lesson: For some, shopping is more intimidating than cooking; it’s often more time-consuming as well. Efficiency can be taught and learned, however, and cooking becomes more manageable if you can shop smart. Take a non-cook for a spin around the supermarket (or farmers’ market) and show them how you shop; what your pantry and fridge staples are; what you buy to supplement the basics. Discuss what you plan on doing with all that stuff when you get home.
  • Both: Plan a meal; take your non-cook friend to the market; go back home and help cook it. Leave your friend with more food than he or she needs, and leftovers as well. I’ve done this, and it generates the warm, fuzzy thing. Better still, sometimes just seeing it done is enough to put people on the cooking path.

Gift Packs. These cost money; with a good knife, up to around $75 for the first two; the second two are considerably cheaper. The last: up to you.

  • Roast chicken pack: A roasting pan, tongs, chef’s knife, instant-read thermometer, butter or oil, rosemary, a whole chicken and a recipe. (You might as well throw in some root vegetables.) A whole bird is a daunting task for a non-cook, but all it really takes to cook is turning on the oven — carving is by far the hardest part. There’s not a lot that’s better than a roast chicken, and if that crisp, buttery skin and juicy meat doesn’t turn a (non-vegetarian) non-cook on to the simple and significant pleasures of cooking, I don’t know what would.
  • Stir-fry pack: A wok, spoon, cutting board, chef’s knife, paring knife or vegetable peeler, and the ingredients for a basic stir-fry recipe: If you can cook one stir-fry, you can cook a million. Stir-frying is fast, doesn’t involve a lot of cleanup, and is a simple, appealing concept for beginners.
  • Pasta with Butter, Sage and Parmesan Pack: A large pot, colander, microplane, pound of spaghetti, butter, sage, a chunk of Parmesan and a recipe. If I were a cooking missionary, this might be my bible. (A chunk of Parmesan is a great gift in itself.)
  • Rice and Beans Pack: A pot with a lid, wooden spoon, rice, dried beans, maybe a chunk of ham or bacon, some spices and a recipe. If you can cook rice you can cook any grain; if you can cook beans as well, you can eat healthily and dirt cheap for the rest of your life. Tremendous gift, no?
  • The One-Week Pack: A week’s worth of groceries and a recipe plan for what to do with them is a super-generous gift for somebody who is used to following recipes but doesn’t make a habit of it.

Equipment. Varies in price; most people have a few pots and pans lying around, but if they don’t you might start with a 10- or 12-inch cast-iron or nonstick skillet and a pot big enough for pasta.

  • Beyond that. 8- to 10-inch chef’s knife, paring knife, serrated knife:With these three knives you can chop, slice, dice, mince, trim or carve just about anything.
  • Plastic cutting board with rubber grips: Nice because they don’t slide around the counter and can go in the dishwasher.
  • Vegetable peeler: I like the u-shaped ones, especially the ceramic kind, which are blinding fast. A stocking stuffer?
  • Food processor: Not cheap, and not for beginners. But a tool that makes shredding vegetables, chopping meat, making sauces and dips, forming any kind of dough, blending sorbet and a dozen other tasks dead easy.
  • Slow cooker: People who don’t cook often say it’s because they don’t have enough time. O.K. Load the slow cooker in the morning and it’ll cook dinner for you.

Some random ideas. Obviously, you can take this in any direction you want, but some thoughts about other gifts:

  • A bottle of good olive oil: Slicing a ripe tomato, toasting a piece of good bread, washing some romaine and drizzling any of that with olive oil is, in my book, more like “cooking” than microwaving a pizza. And not only are they delicious, they might lead to better things.
  • A spice assortment: I’m reluctant to add this, since these kinds of things decorate the kitchens of many non-cooks. But real cooks use spices.
  • Your favorite cookbook: Many cooks have books (or, these days, apps) that inspired them to get into the kitchen. Pass that inspiration along.
  • A CSA membership: Community Supported Agriculture programs not only provide local produce, meat and dairy, they strengthen local farmers and food systems, which thankfully appears to be something that more people — experienced, novice and non-cooks alike — are getting into.”

Vegan Chocolate+Peanut Butter Tart

We made a delicious vegan Dark Chocolate Truffle + Peanut Butter Tart from the February, 2012 issue of VegNews.  It’s awesome!!  Highly recommended for the holidays.  Your guests will LOVE it; vegan or not.  Rich, complex chocolate flavors with a hint of hazelnut*.  Serve with some vegan soy or rice whipped cream** for some light, airy contrast, and you’ll have a major winner on your hands!  The only drawback, as with many vegan baking recipes, if you need to buy all the ingredients to start it becomes a very expensive dessert.  But once you have a well-stocked pantry it’s not so bad.

*The recipe called for Almond meal but we substituted Hazelnut meal which added the complexity of the hazelnuts, which we think is superior.

**Review of Soyatoo soy vs. rice whipped cream coming soon!

This is what it looks like immediately after serving: 

We’d recommend making the crust the day before so it has time to cool.  Overall this is a very quick recipe to make.

Dark Chocolate Truffle + Peanut Butter Tart (makes 9 inch tart)  slightly modified recipe from VegNews and Beverly Lynn Bennett

Crust:

3/4 c. brown rice flour

2/3 c. almond meal*

2/3 c. unbleached cane sugar

1/2 c. cocoa powder

1/4 c. arrowroot powder

1/2 c. vegan margarine

Filling:

1  1/4 c. vegan creamer

1  1/2 c. chocolate chips (65% cacao)

1  3oz. dark chocolate bar (roughly chopped) 80% cacao

2 teaspoons of dark rum (Myers’s is our choice).  You can also use vanilla extract.

1/2 c unsweetened peanut butter

Vegan whipped cream

chocolate shavings and/or chopped nuts

Method:

Day 1:  

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.  In a medium bowl, whisk together flour, almond meal*, sugar cocoa and arrowroot.  Add softened margarine and stir well to form a dough.  (We found we had to microwave the mixture until the margarine just started to melt.)  Into bottom and sides of an ungreased 9-inch tart pan with a removable bottom, press dough 1-inch deep (we didn’t get to 1-inch.  Make sure you have enough for the ruffled sides of the tart.)  Bake 12 to 14 minutes, or until slightly puffed.  Allow to cool completely on a rack, and then remove the outer ring.)

Day 2:

- In a saucepan over medium heat, bring creamer to a boil.  Remove from heat.  Add remaining ingredients, and stir until chocolate is melted and mixture is smooth.  (We needed to do some double-boiler action to make sure it was all melted and smooth.  Add the peanut butter to create a swirl.  (Make sure the PB is room temp, or even a bit warmed so it will blend easily and not be clumpy.)  Cover and chill in refrigerator for 15 mins.

- Pour filling into prepared crust and chill for 1 hour or until firm.  Garnish with vegan whipped cream and your choice of topping.

That’s a Big Banana (TWSS)

I made the infamous Shopping List Bag Smoothie in the Vitamix, per the usual morning routine, and used the biggest banana I’ve ever seen (TWSS – “That’s What She Said“).  And organic no less!

It was bigger than the blender!  (TWSS!  (It just never gets old!))

Tofu FAIL

We spent so much time and energy creating weekend culinary masterpieces that I found myself at loose ends for dinner tonight.  Looking in the refrigerator, I saw I had leftover pesto, a couple bricks of tofu, some baby spinach, and some other “on-the-way-out” veggies.  Dinner began taking shape in my mind.

I wound up sautéing some mushrooms, shallots, onion, garlic, artichoke hearts, olives, and spinach, boiled some 365 linguine, and thought I had a brilliant idea for the tofu.  Among the post-weekend wreckage in the fridge, I found some kalamata olive tapenade, which I mixed with some olive oil and added to cubed tofu, which I then baked.

In short, the tofu was an epic fail.  It smelled bad, and tasted worse!  It’s a good thing I went with my gut about the smell and didn’t toss it all in with the pasta dish, as that was delicious!

Lesson: Olive tapenade does not a good tofu marinade make.

We may have to change our tagline to “Adventures and MISAdventures in Cookin’s and Eatin’s”.

 

Brita Spillage

For the third time in 36 hours, the refilling Brita (water sitting in the top tank waiting to go through the carbon filter) has caused a mess on the counter and floor because we neglect to see the water in the tank and just go ahead and pour, causing the top cover to fly off and the water to spill everywhere.

They should really make that top tank clear or at least translucent.  Oh yeah, it already is!  (see pic)  haha.  I’ve started to put a dishtowel over the Brita while it’s filling as a reminder.

Our friends at Hydros Bottle have done a video to show the speed of Britas:

Comfort Food!

Last night was a perfect night for comfort food:  cold, blustery, and even a few flurries!  Kale and sweet potato with peanut sauce, served over quinoa.  Not only was this delicious, but kale scores a perfect 1000 on the ANDI Scoring System.  Winner!

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Friday Night = Pizza Night

Nearly every Friday we do an end of week pizza dinner.

Ames is a certified Pizza Designer and created this lovely pie for us last night!  This 1/2 was Italian-baked tofu, olive tapenade, roasted garlic, sautéed spinach and artichokes.  The other 1/2 was arugula, red peppers, olives, tomato sauce, shallots and roasted garlic.

Delicious (and cheese-less)!!  (Grown-up pizza.)

 

Pizza planning document:

Trip Down Memory Lane

I was going through some photos today, and came upon one of my favorites.  Summertime fun at the Viking Cooking School!  We took a class called “Babycakes”, where we made tons of adorable pastries.  Good times!

Leftovers anyone?

The latest and greatest way to reheat leftovers AND keep a warm meal close at-hand on a long car ride…

Something Smells Fishy…The Holiday Potluck!!

Does anyone else get a twitch when they hear the words “Holiday Potluck” in a corporate environment?  Maybe it’s just me, but I am absolutely terrified of any type of potluck involving the entire Marketing/Merchandising department of 40+ people.  Here are 5 reasons why companies should NEVER host Holiday Potlucks:

1. Can anyone say Liability??  There’s a good reason why restaurants carry liability insurance to protect against things like sous chefs not following proper hand washing procedures, resulting in some nasty things like Hepatitis and, at the very least, gastrointestinal distress.  

2. I’ve been in the Ladies’ Restroom at the office.  Passing one’s hands under the running water does NOT count as “washing hands”.  Gross. 

3. Nobody knows what goes on behind the closed doors of coworkers’ kitchens.  Cats walking all over the counters? Husband “taste-tester”? Kids sneezing in the vicinity? Fridge with a wonky temp?

4. Germaphobe factors aside…People have different tastes.  For example, I follow a vegan diet, so anything with meat or dairy at the potluck is out for me.  Others think that things like FISH are appropriate to bring to the potluck and heat up in the microwave, leaving that oh-so-pleasant lingering odor for days to come. 

5. Putting pressure on people to cook something extra around the holidays to share with their coworkers is just plain wrong.  I can barely feed myself each night, let alone the entire Marketing Department. 

So, please large companies out there, buck up and pay for a catered event for your employees this year.  It’s the right thing to do. 

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